VERY LITTLE FINE PRINT.

A joke with
good typography.

For entertainment only. Not a real psychological assessment. Your score is an opinionated calculation from your choices, not a measure of your worth, character, or mental health.

Your name. Your number.

No accounts, emails, or tracking pixels. Use a nickname. Saving creates a public link; anyone with it can see your name and score. Joining the leaderboard is optional. Result pages ask search engines not to index them, but a public link isn’t a secret.

A short memory.

A necessary, temporary cookie keeps your quiz together. Your browser can keep unfinished answers in this tab so a refresh doesn’t lose them. The server stores the selected questions, answers, score, and completion time. Unfinished quizzes expire after one hour. A daily cleanup removes expired answers and unsaved attempts after a grace period, and disconnects saved results from the session. Saved names and scores remain available at their result links.

Basic abuse protection temporarily counts requests using a session identifier and, when configured, a daily hash of a network address. Raw network addresses aren’t stored by the app. Your hosting provider may keep its own access logs.

A few credits.

Photography from Unsplash, hosted locally. Anton by Vernon Adams and DM Sans by Colophon Foundry, under the SIL Open Font License. The card is deliberately unbranded. It’s yours to send.